Monday, February 2, 2009

Apparently I need Jesus

Mood: Exhausted
Music: "Tell me on a Sunday" by Sarah Brightman
Author: maryjane

Yesterday morning at 10:10 a.m. Jehovah's Witnesses knocked on my door to share the word of Yahweh with me. I was clearly asleep, as evidenced by me wearing my nightie and my hair standing up on one side of my head. Seeing as I had gone to bed very late the night before, I was not amused. I took the "Awake", closed the window and headed back to my bedroom - they hovered by my door for another 5 minutes before leaving.

I should have stood there speaking to them, and killed them with my morning breath.
Dammit, why didn't I think of that yesterday?
Shouldn't you guys be in church at 10:10 a.m. on a Sunday? Instead of witnessing to women with insomnia who aren't fully awake?

So...I think I'm going to take you guys up on your suggestion of getting a "NO SOLICITORS" sign. Anyone want to get a cute one for my door, and mail it to me?, e-mail me for my mailing address.

Peath Owt [lithp thtyle]