Tuesday, May 5, 2009

Long Time No See

Sorry folks, and yes its going to be a rant.

There's this guy that works as a bearer so he comes to our office daily. He's always making inappropriate comments, and had now started saying that I was going to get pregnant. I've always ignored him.

Today he came in and told one of our former netballers that she could not fly anymore because she's gotten too fat. I was like wtf? Anyways, he comes around to my section.

"You're going to be pregnant by December or you're not going to live to see January".

I was like wtf? Firstly, I have expressed to him the fact that I DESPISE children and have no wish to ever have any when he's said it before, but now he's wishing down ill on me? I was NOT amused. We're not friends, not even mild acquaintances. We don't even work on the same building.

I just wanted to go over there and beat the shit out of him. I have a sense of humour as much as the next person, even more, but that just wasn't funny.

I told my male friend and he said to tell him "Get you nose out of my bumboclaat business and go fuck a cactus". I was in tears. I heart my friends.

How are y'all?

Peath Owt [lithp thtyle]

11 comments:

yackydoodle said...

that is an actual threat and he should be reported to both the police and the management of your company.....

Xiana said...

Sounds like an impending rape, doesn't it?

Simon said...

I realise my comments on such matters are not normally subtle (“Push him under a train.”) but here is one:

Give him a slightly puzzled, slightly concerned look, and say “I thought you only had a month to live. The cards never lie.”

Xiana said...

Too subtle Simon, he wouldn't get the full cold, loathing effect I'd try to convey.

Xanadu said...

Is he insinuating that you'll get pregnant by HIM? Yeah, do what yacky said. Report him to the appropriate people, but wait until you're wearing a hidden microphone, and can record his obnoxious comments. What an asshole! Hugs.

Xiana said...

Nah, he's just one of those people who are wildly inappropriate.

I'll ensure he gets what's coming to him.

Dorrie said...

I like Simon's suggestion. Or tell him you see AIDS in his future... no need to say where or who.

maryjane said...

You know, I was wondering where you got the "fuck a cactus" thing from, when we were talking earlier about what I mentioned on my blog today.

I don't like this man, I think we should let "Blair" deal with him. That's my 2 cents.

Xiana said...

Dorrie: You're too bad!

MJ: I want Georgina to deal with him. Blair's too tame.

captron52 said...

I hate to admit it but there are an awful lot of idiots in this world.Just ignore that idiot and know that some day his own karma will catch up to em. Good to see ya back on here hoope things are going good for ya!

Xiana said...

Thanks!

Yeah I plan to just ignore him. Although.. my friend asked what time he came and what his license plate number was...